; goodbye to you
Monday, July 24, 2006
Does the outer shell of appearance really matter? I never thought of myself as a superficial person but a conversation with my brother..
Bro, in a bored, (I don't usually indulge in colloquial slang, but in this the term DUH is apt) manner:
Ya. You just like him cos you think he's CUTE. (emphasis on the CUTE)
Me, poofing up my chest, an expression of indignance at this outrageous misconception:
Excuse me, Didi, it might suprise you to learn that I'm not that shallow. I have perfectly legitimate reasons in my choice of guys and CUTE is definitely not a factor in my criteria.
Bro:
Whatever you say.
Me, prepared to defend myself to the last from the unworthy trait of superficiality:
HEY. ___ (insert name of ex-boyfriend) VERY HANDSOME MEH? ___ (insert name of another ex-boyfriend VERY CUTE MEH?
Bro, cynically amused, launching the ultimate attack:
Yeah. Not VERY handsome, but handsome nontheless yeah?
That shut me up.
Like AhLiens would say, LANLAN. Like the People would phrase it, IGNTS.
Bro, in a bored, (I don't usually indulge in colloquial slang, but in this the term DUH is apt) manner:
Ya. You just like him cos you think he's CUTE. (emphasis on the CUTE)
Me, poofing up my chest, an expression of indignance at this outrageous misconception:
Excuse me, Didi, it might suprise you to learn that I'm not that shallow. I have perfectly legitimate reasons in my choice of guys and CUTE is definitely not a factor in my criteria.
Bro:
Whatever you say.
Me, prepared to defend myself to the last from the unworthy trait of superficiality:
HEY. ___ (insert name of ex-boyfriend) VERY HANDSOME MEH? ___ (insert name of another ex-boyfriend VERY CUTE MEH?
Bro, cynically amused, launching the ultimate attack:
Yeah. Not VERY handsome, but handsome nontheless yeah?
That shut me up.
Like AhLiens would say, LANLAN. Like the People would phrase it, IGNTS.
joviee's musings at 3:07:00 AM
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